At a press conference yesterday, Bush announced, "I think about Iraq every day. Every day."
Whoa, buddy. Don't overwork yourself there. There are all sorts of other things that you have to spend time thinking about in a given day.
Readers are invited to offer up some ideas of the other things that Bush thinks about.
How do they get the fig in the newton?
Posted by: Lisa V | June 21, 2005 at 04:12 PM
How do they get the fig in the newton?
Posted by: Lisa V | June 21, 2005 at 04:12 PM
Right, Left. Right, Left. Right, Left. Left, Left. Oh Dagnabit! Right, Left. Right, Left.
Posted by: pantrygirl | June 21, 2005 at 05:11 PM
underwear goes UNDER the pants.
Posted by: anon | June 22, 2005 at 03:23 PM
"Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?"
Posted by: Angry Pregnant Lawyer | June 22, 2005 at 08:09 PM
Yay! Funny readers!
Posted by: Laura | June 22, 2005 at 08:47 PM