"First of all, anybody who at the age of 60 calls himself Sting is an idiot."
Betty White is too damn cool.
New research finds that women who regularly consume moderate amounts of alcohol are less likely to gain weight than nondrinkers and are at lower risk for obesity.
I've been meaning to write a post about Bush and how he improved his image in the past year by keeping his mouth shut. Someone should give Cheney that memo. Stanley Fish talks about Bush's improved image.
the new shelton wet/dry. Too hipster for you, bucko.
(I'll be back soon. Really.)

Damn. My secret for weight loss is out.
Posted by: Julie G. | March 09, 2010 at 11:08 AM
Wait. Anyone who is 20, or 30, or 40 and calls himself Sting is an idiot. At 60, who cares what you call yourself?
Posted by: harry b | March 09, 2010 at 02:41 PM
Sting is so cool as to have gone beyond idiotic self-parody and emerged unscathed on the other side. Damn him.
Posted by: Russell Arben Fox | March 09, 2010 at 05:35 PM
Why would you want to "spread love" to an unpleasant gossip site?
Posted by: Matt | March 09, 2010 at 06:28 PM
Stanley Fish's hot air doesn't impress me nor does Bush's record on the long perspective of one year. But I'll have a drink to wash away the bad taste of his blowhard opinion as well as to my health!
Posted by: Janice | March 09, 2010 at 07:23 PM
Enjoy your drink Janice, just don't listen to Sting while reading Stanley Fish, is my advice.
Posted by: harry b | March 10, 2010 at 07:31 AM